Oh well that’s good – no murders at LAX so far

I just got the most random press release today giving me the crime stats for Los Angeles Airport. No homicides, rapes or robberies from January to June 2010, although there has been 1 aggravated assault. But don’t ask about the larceny stats. 4 cars stolen, 38 burglaries or thefts from cars and 343 larcenies. What the…? I say get a shuttle bus and don’t talk to strangers.